Welcome! You have just entered the lair of Lateon, the Guardian of Crystoldia. My screen name is Vypor, but you may call me Lateon.
Please enjoy my work, cause I enjoyed making it!
Please do not ask me to watch you. I will only watch you if I consider you a good friend and/or I am impressed by your work.
I'm bored guise, so here, have a random encounter I had with a dude on steam.
But first, a little bit O' backstory for ya.
At first, This guy adds me on Steam. I have no idea who he is, but after some research of his profile, it becomes apparent to me what he's after.(Hint: He's a member of the 'Gay Pokemon Club', and 'Voyeurism 18+', and has that ASCII atrocity that spells "RP" on his profile.)
I accept it, and immediately drill the guy, inquiring as to why he sees fit to try and add me when he does not know me.
Obviously unprepared for someone who knows more about him with 1 minute of research into his profile then he does about me, he fumbles about and eventually decides it's a dandy idea that we should part ways.
Story over, right?
If you said yes, you are a sad person.
So I'm playin' a game, k? It's been a week or so now.
Enter random invite:
"[insert name here of previous dude]
has invited you to their friends list."
...Suuuurrrreee... Why not?
The following is word for word, the conversation we had.
Dudeguy's name has been changed to protect the naive. We'll just call him, hmmmmm... 'WrongHole'.
Yes, that should fit nicely.Saturday, September 15, 2012
11:32 PM - Lateon: Ok seriously, what the hell do you want from me?
11:33 PM - WrongHole: What, can't say hi once in a while?
11:33 PM - Lateon: I removed you before, because I didn't know you. And I explained that.
11:33 PM - Lateon: So why are you adding me again?
11:33 PM - Lateon: What is your ulterior motive here?
11:34 PM - WrongHole: Since you're just gonna chew me out anyway, save me the embarrassment and delete me
11:34 PM - Lateon: No, I want to know why.
11:34 PM - Lateon: I'm not a mean person, but this has drawn my curiosity now.
11:35 PM - Lateon: Surely there is a point here?
11:35 PM - WrongHole: True..
11:35 PM - Lateon: You opened this can of beans, you're gonna eat it.
11:35 PM - Lateon: So what's up?
11:36 PM - WrongHole: Well, if you saw my 'Channel', it says that I enjoy RPing, however, just by looking at you, I'm kinda torn be
11:36 PM - WrongHole: (Laptop..)
11:37 PM - Lateon: Ok, "torn be... What?"
11:37 PM - WrongHole: *torn between asking you or not asking youif you RP..*
11:38 PM - WrongHole: ?
11:39 PM - Lateon: I only RP with those whom I feel comfortable RPing with.
11:39 PM - Lateon: Which is very, few, people.
11:39 PM - WrongHole: I see
11:39 PM - Lateon: So, first off, what do you know about my character? Other than the fact you find them pleasing to your eyes?
11:40 PM - WrongHole: Well, he's a Latios....and there's not that much to go by..:/
11:41 PM - Lateon: You see, there actually is. If you checked out my DeviantART you would see there is actually a fair bit about him.
~After a 10 minute pause~
11:46 PM - WrongHole: Hmm...well, from what I read he's a Guardian of an alternate Alto Mare per say
11:46 PM - Lateon: Not altomare. Crystoldia. A massive underground labyrinth of crystalline caverns.
11:46 PM - Lateon: Very good.
11:47 PM - WrongHole: Mhmm
11:48 PM - WrongHole: That's why I said Alternate
11:48 PM - Lateon: Aside of it being nothing like a city, yes I suppose.
11:48 PM - Lateon: But tell ya what.
11:48 PM - Lateon: Go ahead, humor me.
11:48 PM - Lateon: If you're so intent on RPing, then tell me what you have planned.
11:49 PM - Lateon: I'm bored enough to listen.
11:49 PM - WrongHole: Well...it all depends on what you need or want
11:50 PM - Lateon: Does it now?
11:50 PM - WrongHole: Well, if you don't approve of what I have planned then..it won't work, now will it?
11:51 PM - Lateon: No, indeed it will not.
11:51 PM - Lateon: But let me ask you something. How am I to approve of something, if I do not first know what that something is?
11:52 PM - WrongHole: Well, my main RPing events consist of Romantic scenarios...see where I'm goin' with this..?
11:53 PM - Lateon: I won't lie, I knew where you were going before you asked.
11:53 PM - WrongHole: Ok
11:53 PM - Lateon: See now, the problem is, Lateon already has a Latias.
11:53 PM - WrongHole: Ah
11:53 PM - WrongHole: A straight man I take it?
11:53 PM - Lateon: Yes.
11:53 PM - WrongHole: I see
11:54 PM - Lateon: Also a problem for you, as I couldn't help but notice in my research, that you seem to be into the gay pokemon club.
11:54 PM - Lateon: I'm not a homophobe. It's simply not the way I roll.
11:54 PM - WrongHole: I understand
11:55 PM - WrongHole: Apparently THIS barn door only swings one way
11:55 PM - Lateon: Indeed it does.
11:55 PM - Lateon: Never saw the appeal in the other way myself.
11:56 PM - WrongHole: Is this the part where we say goodbye and never speak again?
11:56 PM - Lateon: I have a feeling if that's not what I'm interested in, that you wouldn't bother either way.
11:57 PM - WrongHole: Hm?
11:57 PM - Lateon: Regardless.
11:57 PM - Lateon: I'd say you're probably right.
11:57 PM - Lateon: We can part ways now.
11:57 PM - Lateon: I'm not angry at you. Nor disappointed.
11:58 PM - WrongHole: Well, I thank you for hearing me out at least.
11:58 PM - Lateon: I simply wanted to confirm my suspicions
11:58 PM - Lateon: Indeed.
11:58 PM - WrongHole: Alright
11:58 PM - Lateon: Farewell.
11:58 PM - WrongHole: Later
WrongHole is now Offline.
I've been kinda bored lately, so a part of me hopes that he tries again.